Sunday, April 24, 2005

Wally Boots Got Faced

I experienced a first tonight. The last of my good friends turned 21 tonight. We did what any good friends would do, we got him twazzled. What I wasn't ready for was a puking incident 5 minutes into the night. It caught me a little off guard, but who cares. As long as Wille got carried out of the bar by Jessie and company, I'm happy. Not only that, but after the early puking incident Willy manned up and drank his fair share. I only wish he didn't make it a stipulation that I drink anything and everything he drank... bad news. Happy birthday Willy and here's to the death of expensive bar tabs. Bully.

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Paradoxical World

Among other crap in this world that doesn't make sense to me, lately I've been thinking about one thing in particular. When you run and exercise you lose weight and get smaller and if you don't exercise you get fatter. But why is it that if you lift weights you get bigger and if you don't you get smaller? You don't have to leave a bunch of dumb comments explaining this to me, I get the reasoning behind it. I just don't agree with it. Unless you do both, you either become a fat blob or a bony twig. Why can't we sit around and eat pizza all day and get buff? They have all of these new drugs out that make you lose weight, I'm just holding out for the drug that makes you cut. Then they can sell crazy drug cocktails that make you lose weight and make you buff and lazy people (like me) can drink a beer and eat a loaf of bread or two and look like I've been running around and eating nothing but chicken breast. There are all these people researching pharmaceuticals, someone get on top of this.

Sunday, April 17, 2005

The Death of Fun

So it is starting to sink in that I have to start going to work in like 3 weeks. Which is great, because I'm poor and I hate school. But on the other hand, I can't think of too many other situations that are gonna arise in my life when I'll get an opportunity to drink on top of a high school or drive around "tacoing" people's cars. (It's when you go to T-Bell and buy like twenty, 50 cent tacos and drive down a country road. When a car is coming towards you, you throw a taco out the window as they pass. I know, but it's fun.) Anyway, that is all stuff that I'm gonna miss. But I do have a real job now, so on the up-side, I can just make a boat load of money and buy a high school to drink on top of or hire someone to drive past me as I throw tacos at their car. I've always wondered how well I'd do when I finally got into the so called "real" world, so now I guess it is time to put up or shut up. But be on the look out for Herstek High School.. and maybe some tacos coming your way.

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Sportscenter Grasping at Straws

So I had a strange experience this morning. I woke up at 8:00 (For whatever reason since I didn't have to get up until like 10:00) from a dream that I was trapped in a field full of barn yard animals. Ok, great, but the weird part is that when I woke up I turned on Sportscenter, like I do every morning, and they were showing the Top Ten plays of the day. Number 4 was some goats eating grass. Is it me or does that have absolutely nothing to do with sports?

Saturday, April 09, 2005

Things That Bother Me

You know when you start the shower and you pull up on the little thing that diverts the flow from the bath faucet to the shower head? How the hell does that thing know that? Furthermore, how does it know when you shut off the water to go back down? That is like 60 years old and it is rediculously advanced. What the hell?

Friday, April 08, 2005


I'd like to give a quote about tonight that sums up my experiences so far:

"The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions."


...and... done.

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Being Nice Has Its Drawbacks

I need to stop talking to random people. I was on my way into class and I saw some guy sitting outside and I simply said, "Hey, how are you today?". Next thing I know 10 minutes have passed and I am in the middle of some conversation about commercial licenses to sell T-shirts in Texas or some bullshit. Honestly, if I wanted to have some whacked out conversation, I would have came up and said something like, "So, how do you feel about genetically engineered flour?". At least then I would be the one who was starting the shit. All I wanted to do was stand outside and enjoy the nice weather before I was stuck in a building for 3 hours. But no, I have to deal with this shit. I'm never saying hello to anyone again.

Woo Hoo!

I got an offer today from a company in Toledo. Unless something really messed up happens I'm going to take it. So start kissing butt now and maybe I'll buy you a car.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Josh Williams Top 5 Movies

Josh decided to post his 5 favorite movies of all time. So I just though I would reitterate HIS list. I would like to stress for you lazy asses that can't read 2 sentences before looking at the list that this is not my list.

Josh's Top 5 Movies of All Time

5) Beaches
4) Little Women
3) At First Sight
2) Sweet November
1) Crossroads

No further comment needed.